Bitshift

I'm not a huge fan of Second Life. As MMOs go, it just holds nothing compelling for me. Because, you see, I'm not into anonymous cross-species wankery of the lowest order. However, a lot of people are, and I say more power to them. But this goes a bit too far. You see, you can now get baby unicorn pets in SL. However, to acquire one, you have to breed with an adult unicorn. You read that right: You'll need a unicorn chaser, you unicorn chaser.

I fear for the future of our children.